rumor has it
kneebar, close but not quite. we were out in vegas and i bumped into her at kraft rocks where yasi sent "the pearl" on sky hooks. halfway up her water broke and mike jones caught the baby before she hit the pad. instantly, the baby (who had a goatee and chugged soy milk), jumped on the starting crimps and sent "the pearl" by doing the last toss statically. when yasi got down, yasi breast fed soy milk to odub (it's a girl), and explained the she needs money to feed her crack addiction. i said, "hey, i'll take her for a ten spot," and the deal was done. but then scin swooped in and punted odub across the border. last i heard, she was making enchiladas for the spring break-ers in cancun. there might be an article about it in the next "rock and ice".
and great loves will one day have to part -smashing pumpkins
I know the real story....they were with us the whole time. But my lips are sealed (with the dried and crusty leftovers of three day old cocaine residue, of course).
"I enjoyed a Guinness after I got back home from Palm Sunday Mass." - Captain Static
"Listen, you heard what I said. Do you want me to donate or not charlie. Suck it up and procreate." - Andrew
"Listen, you heard what I said. Do you want me to donate or not charlie. Suck it up and procreate." - Andrew
Thank God they finally got married.
Now they can start getting over the honeymoon period and start fighting!
Brawl time!!!
Now they can start getting over the honeymoon period and start fighting!
Brawl time!!!
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
- Robert McCloskey
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
It'll take awhile to choose which story I'm going to stick to... these are both so good... I figured I could count on my ICUT buddies to build me the perfect wedding! Thanks guys!
kneebar wrote:My understanding is that she had the baby out in Vegas and sold it on the strip for gambling cash and rap CD's. Elvis did the hitchin' (the real one...for real), and the honeymoon continues........................at least that is what I was told. But don't spread it around!
Paul3eb wrote:kneebar, close but not quite. we were out in vegas and i bumped into her at kraft rocks where yasi sent "the pearl" on sky hooks. halfway up her water broke and Britney Spears caught the baby before she hit the pad. instantly, the baby (who had a goatee and chugged soy milk), jumped on the starting crimps and sent "the pearl" by doing the last toss statically. when yasi got down, yasi breast fed soy milk to odub (it's a girl), and explained the she needs money to feed her crack addiction. i said, "hey, i'll take her for a ten spot," and the deal was done. but then scin swooped in and punted odub across the border. last i heard, she was making enchiladas for the spring break-ers in cancun. there might be an article about it in the next "rock and ice".
"I snatched defeat from the jaws of victory." --Paul
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