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DKing
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Post by DKing »

religons are cults with more members
linustgl
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Post by linustgl »

Lord, please help me to be the person, my work thinks I am.
RogueIT
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Post by RogueIT »

The pumps don't work because FEMA stole the handles
kentuckysarah
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Post by kentuckysarah »

Rocks make me horny
We're all in this together
Walkin' the line between faith and fear
This life don't last forever
When you cry I taste the salt in your tears.

Old Crow Medicine Show
Wes
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Post by Wes »

"It only seems kinky the first time"
"There is no secret ingredient"

Po, the kung fu panda
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ynot
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Post by ynot »

Dang Sarah,All this time I thought you were just sketching.
"Everyone should have a plan for the zombie apocolipse" Courtney
Alan Evil
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Post by Alan Evil »

Be kind to your children
They'll pick your nursing home
[size=75]You are as bad as Alan, and even he hits the mark sometimes. -charlie

"Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative." - John Stuart Mill[/size]
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Post by Guest »

you can't build houses without studs
meetVA
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Post by meetVA »

On a semi 2 stickers:
one pointing to the left: passing side
one pointing to the right: suicide
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Emo Philips
Huggybone
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Post by Huggybone »

Ax me about Ebonics
"Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water."
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