I'm headed for Vegas next week and was hoping to climb one day at Red Rock. Anyone out there have time to partner up for a day? Let me know. I have some other leads but they are CRAZY hard climbers and might scare me.
Will you fly me out there with you? I am good company... very entertaining... and I am in the black in Vegas (always a good thing). Also, I am neither crazy nor climb hard. Most folks don't find me scary as long as they don't look directly at me.
"Hookers and drugs man. Money can't buy happiness but it's really hard not to smile when you're in a cheap hotel room surrounded by hookers and drugs." ~ Charlie
Not only do I do a good impression... I AM Elvis. Check my profile picture.
Of course to make myself less recognizable, I've alterred my face to be less attractive, getting rid of that pesky chisled jaw and increasing the size of my nose a bit. I still have the same hair though! It's worked wonderfully. No one ever screams "elvis" when I walk into a building.