Books you would like to see written(and published)

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Christian
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Post by Christian »

I really wish one of the prizes at the Gathering had been a ....cowbell.
I try to be a good man but all that comes
of trying is I feel more guilty.
Ikkyu
alien2
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Post by alien2 »

Motley Crue - Too Fast For Love CD - extensive use of ....cowbell
You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

~ Napoleon Dynamite
Toy
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Post by Toy »

MeetVA- When this is finished you'll all be wearin' gold-plated diapers. & Don't be afraid to explore the studio space. Oh and my book would be the Complete History of Amish Technology (computer edition)
Meadows
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Post by Meadows »

How about Motivational Speeches by Dr. Kevorkian? I know, an old joke ...
squeezindlemmon
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Post by squeezindlemmon »

Ooh, ooh, ooh - I have a good one. There should be a book on Colloquialisms. Someone told me today that "the gravy train has ended". I have no idea what he meant. :?
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our mind. ~Bob Marley
Christian
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Post by Christian »

Someone could start a thread "mixed metaphors and other staements without meaning".
I once told a boss that he needed to take stronger action against an employee that was essentially a ghost employee or that employee would:
"milk that horse til it died".
I said it with such conviction that there was a pause before the very serious meeting erupted in humiliating laughter. :roll: :oops:
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I try to be a good man but all that comes
of trying is I feel more guilty.
Ikkyu
JB
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Post by JB »

I rule with an iron thumb!

A bird in hand is worth more than Bush.
[size=75]i may be weak, but i have bad technique[/size]
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