Bumper stickers that made you laugh today

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meetVA
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Post by meetVA »

How does one say thanks in Dutch or Arabic?
The one's I think would be hard are the Russian-based. I'm pretty much stuck at hello.

I was refering to soldiers who were non-US (but I'm betting you knew that and are now just toying with the situation) and have kept us speakin' amerikan real good. Like my relatives of mine.
The Brits are easy, just tell them that their work was Brilliant+pint of beer.
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Post by Christian »

meetVA wrote:I like your Christ.
It's your christians I don't like.
They don't behave like your Christ.

-Ghandi

(Christian, note the little "c". I don't think Ghandi was talking about you. :) )
It is true, Ghandiji and I never met.
I try to be a good man but all that comes
of trying is I feel more guilty.
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Post by gunslnga »

I love the Brits, spent a lot of time in the sand with them, they are great soldiers!
I have trained with Russian soldiers, I probably learned less than you, ha! ha!
In Deutch, you can say "Wie Ghets Ess Eenan" how are you doing? or just "Wie Ghets"
In Arabic "Lahamdula Mopsut" "How are you my friend"
In Turkish "Na baird Kardish" "How are you my brother"
in Bosnian "Cawcusee Brudt" "Greetings brother"
I used to know some Czech and Macedonian as well and a few bits and pieces of others, and think I chose Infantry over the linguist job they wanted me to do.
I was just toying with you of course, I'm really just a big Teddy Bear.
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Post by RogueIT »

In Vietnam at least bush had an exit strategy
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Re: Bumper stickers that made you laugh today

Post by charlie »

Yasmeen wrote:Bumper stickers that made you laugh today
Not so much laugh, as cry. One guy, 2 stickers....

"Tolerance is the characteristic of a man who lacks conviction."

"Guns don't kill people, abortion clinics kill people."
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Post by Crankmas »

nice ones
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Post by gunslnga »

America love it or...Bitch about it like everybody else does!
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.....
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When money is speech, speech isn't free
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Post by charlie »

One of those (ghey/tardically challenged/whatever offensive term you prefer) support something stickers, all in black that said....

"Some asshole stole my damn support sticker"

...on a guy's truck with a registered gulf war veteran license plate.
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Post by charlie »

OK, I admit I love this thread and will keep it going forever cause there are so many killah bumper stickers out there.........

"What would Crazy Horse Do?"
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