Help us .....please

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:53 pm

have you ever stuck your finger in a dyke?

Post by **Sunshine** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:58 pm

Will you be bringing cigars into the country?

Post by **vic** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:43 am

Will you bring chocolate?
Licorise?
Etc...
I bet you've heard that one before...

Post by **dipsi** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:27 am

Please bring tulip bulbs! I love tulips!

Post by **joost** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:31 am

I woke up and saw all your replies......
Ill answer them all at once.

Don't know the movie...but there might be some truth in it.

Wooden shoes are for tourists. They actually buy them.

I'm not allowed to bring those kind of cigars out of the country.

It depends, which kind of dyke? My ex-girlfriend?

You can't eat tulips.

Do you people wear cowboyhats and talk real loud?

Post by **ynot** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:50 am

they only type real loud.

Post by **lordjim_2001** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:28 pm

we only talk real loud and slow when we are talking to someone who doesn't understand english. for some reason we think that they will understand it that way.

I don't wear a cowboy hat but I do wear a fedora style stetson if that will make you feel better.

Post by **Christian** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:30 pm

joost wrote: Do you people wear cowboyhats and talk real loud?

AMERIKA!...FUCK YEAH!

Post by **Christian** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:33 pm

joost wrote: Don't know the movie...but there might be some truth in it.

You know....hash and porn, hash and porn...spam and hash....hash and eggs...hash,hash, hash.... 8)

Post by **Steve** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:44 pm

No, that's Texas.
We run around barefoot and marry our cousins.