Excuses, excuses, excuses...

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J-Rock
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Post by J-Rock »

:lol: I was wondering if anybody would catch that one!
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Post by squeezindlemmon »

Brilliant, Dipsi! BRILLIANT! :lol:
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Post by Paul3eb »

"for some people it's genetic: they don't have to try and they can climb hard. i don't have the climbing genes i would need to send this today."
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Danny
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Post by Danny »

similarly

me: I'm too old
peter: so and so is way old and climbs super hard
me: he's a mutant. i'm just a normal person
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Post by Saxman »

Homework interrupted up my training schedule.
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Post by Alan Evil »

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SCIN
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Post by SCIN »

Just read this on someone's scorecard on 8a.nu:
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"Fell after last bolt past all crux moves b/c of a bad tick mark on onsight attempt."
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Those bad tick marks blow my "onsite" every time!
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JR
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Post by JR »

Is it proper etiquette to poach a 3 year old thread?
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der uber
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Post by der uber »

I like to fabricate an excuse upon the climber (which was once done to me):
"That was awesome! You were so close! Had you not used the bolt hanger as a foot, you'd have had it."
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Josephine
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Post by Josephine »

...the hold broke!

...it wasn't clean - the FA shudda used a wire brush! (now that we all know *I* shouldn't :wink:)

...i was too sckeeeered.

... i suck

i think those are my standard fall backs.
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