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by ahab
Sun Jun 30, 2024 11:17 am
Forum: Whatever
Topic: overheard at the cliffs
Replies: 23
Views: 981

Sadly I wasn't there to hear this. Someone said this to a friend while she was climbing (the beta was to stem). "Just spread your legs and trust the rubber." good one. gotta love the sexual innuendos/metaphors at the crag being that the options are almost endless. the other day while desc...
by ahab
Sun May 19, 2013 5:31 am
Forum: Trad
Topic: Ye Olde Booty Thread
Replies: 36
Views: 17496

Re: Ye Olde Booty Thread

i left a black oval on Disappearer on the second bolt... that bolt is a spinner by the way and i am not at all suprised. Arr, this be irrelevant. I took a group of new climbers to Bruisebrothers (typical I know) and I found something at the base of The Offering. If you lost something there on Satur...
by ahab
Sat Oct 13, 2012 5:11 am
Forum: Trad
Topic: Roof Crack Ticklist.
Replies: 20
Views: 14733

Re: Roof Crack Ticklist.

kato wrote:Is the Battlement roofy enough? Maybe to bust into the roof business slowly... Close Encounters... Jungle Beat...
The Battlement's ruffier than a fratneck gay bar. Close Encounters' roof start can be skirted if you're tall enough (5'7"+).
by ahab
Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:33 am
Forum: Sport
Topic: Military Wall Spray Painted!
Replies: 15
Views: 6067

Re: Military Wall Spray Painted!

2. I didn't have to stand in line for the rainy-day trad lines that some of my "crew" has deemed themselves worthy to take on. Me and Ahab had Fortress to ourselves From what I heard it was the other way around. Alright, that's it. You're coming along for the next wide crack outing. We'll...
by ahab
Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:10 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Wanted: Used Pair of 5.5 (36.5) Size Ladies Climbing Shoes
Replies: 5
Views: 2449

Re: Wanted: Used Pair of 5.5 (36.5) Size Ladies Climbing Sho

Got 'em taken care of. Thanks everyone.
by ahab
Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:30 am
Forum: Sport
Topic: Gumbies are like honeybadgers
Replies: 55
Views: 16386

Re: Gumbies are like honeybadgers

dustonian wrote:
Redpoint wrote:Ya the video was so bad I went ahead and added a bad song to it as well.
The self-satire makes your work wonderfully rich and complex on so many levels...
Call me naive, but I'm convinced Redpoint is the real deal. I believe.
by ahab
Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:50 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Wanted: Used Pair of 5.5 (36.5) Size Ladies Climbing Shoes
Replies: 5
Views: 2449

Re: Wanted: Used Pair of 5.5 (36.5) Size Ladies Climbing Sho

Yeah but you'll have to ride bitch on the cooler :D
by ahab
Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:14 am
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Wanted: Used Pair of 5.5 (36.5) Size Ladies Climbing Shoes
Replies: 5
Views: 2449

Wanted: Used Pair of 5.5 (36.5) Size Ladies Climbing Shoes

Anyone need to drop a pair sitting in the closet?
by ahab
Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:14 am
Forum: Trad
Topic: Crack School #5 Placing Cams and Nuts
Replies: 12
Views: 5919

Re: Crack School #5 Placing Cams and Nuts

A sling should eliminate walking. Besides, it's the UK. Their toilets flush backwards and their cams don't walk.