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by Sarah Bellam
Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:23 am
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: Terry
Replies: 267
Views: 133913

I know who you are now. How nice ... the pot calling the kettle black, but in nursery school end rhyming. -Stephanie Meadows :wink: End Rhyming Writing an end rhyme is hardly a crime. Fine poets have done so for years. Even poor ones like me, they seem to agree. But, to argue? It falls on deaf ears...
by Sarah Bellam
Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:53 pm
Forum: Training/Nutrition/Injuries
Topic: Stinky clothes
Replies: 28
Views: 15251

Re: Stinky clothes

Some folks on here probably feel a sense of accomplishment when their clothes (synthetics) develop an aroma the survives the washing machine. And while I am a little awed, I would like my climbing/running/etc. clothes to not stink occasionally. I use ALL for everything. I wash most stuff on cold ca...
by Sarah Bellam
Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:47 pm
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: Terry
Replies: 267
Views: 133913

I wouldn't post under my real name either if I were writing such bad poetry. Yeah, it's bad, but it could get verse... er, worse. What’s all that clamor? Why it’s lil’ Miss Grammar A fine writer, we all do agree. Neither trivial nor trite when she goes to write. Her posts say, “it’s all a...
by Sarah Bellam
Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:08 pm
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: Terry
Replies: 267
Views: 133913

re: "Saint Kindred" With IQs of 2 digits, a few mental midgets Who post here have nary a clue. My Ironic twist they totally missed As over their heads it flew. Their silly complaint? "He’s really no saint." Well, duh, just re-read the verses. They’re not to adorn him but rath...
by Sarah Bellam
Mon May 28, 2007 11:02 pm
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: Terry
Replies: 267
Views: 133913

Ode to Saint Kindred

‘Round campfires in the Red, it was often said
He was, indeed, our own village fool;
About these crags, this boy had his brags
As he drawled, “Over y’all, I do rule!â€
by Sarah Bellam
Mon May 28, 2007 10:56 pm
Forum: Whatever
Topic: The Smiley Happiness Thread
Replies: 413
Views: 11329

Hugh

Crusty ol’ Hugh, he hasn’t a clue
What shorter climbers have found.
When he gets a hanker, he just snags the anchor
While standing there flat on the ground.

:lol:

S.B.
by Sarah Bellam
Fri May 18, 2007 1:00 am
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: Rebuilding RRO
Replies: 27
Views: 15782

The new RRO Beside charred frames sit Matt and Ames Their little home in the Gorge -- forever gone. In a blinding flash, it was all turned to ash… But wait, we see a new dawn! If we could build it of -- a truckload of love By your ‘family’ here all around, Without a delay, it’d be up in a da...
by Sarah Bellam
Fri May 18, 2007 12:57 am
Forum: Hijacked
Topic: BOHICA soloed
Replies: 244
Views: 18008

Greg

Little ol’ Greg from Siberia has only but one criteria
To wow us with impossible sends.
If he keeps goin’ ropeless, his future is hopeless
When a hold breaks and livin’ here ends.

S.B.
by Sarah Bellam
Fri May 18, 2007 12:52 am
Forum: Sport
Topic: Where are they now?
Replies: 72
Views: 28735

Porter Back at that time, he was in his prime When Climbing was not well known. With a handful of gear and donning no fear His mission — to perforate stone. Into the Gorge, like ol’ Saint George He went forth for dragons to kill. And in there he found beasts all around Waiting for a taste of his...
by Sarah Bellam
Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:40 pm
Forum: Trad
Topic: First Ascent
Replies: 15
Views: 7667

First Ascent

FA - Little Crow by Sarah Bellam The Great Spirit looks down on this hallowed ground That White Men now call, "The Red." He remembers a day, on this rock out to play Came a young native who looked up and said, "This line oughta go, only one way to know." In loin cloth and having ...