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by Smedley
Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:43 pm
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: PLEASE LEASH YOUR DOGS AT MIGUEL'S
Replies: 34
Views: 17161

No joke 'Back Door Man'...Overheard several Sandy's friends at Miguel's just the other weekend talking about her 'issues.'
by Smedley
Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:21 pm
Forum: Climbing Community
Topic: PLEASE LEASH YOUR DOGS AT MIGUEL'S
Replies: 34
Views: 17161

Pretty sure that dog was running away from Sandy's crazy ass...Everybody knows she's crazier than a shit-house rat...Just ask her ex-husband!
by Smedley
Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:48 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: WANTED
Replies: 19
Views: 9037

Sure, I'm your man...Just have a massive amount of cosmetic surgury, douch on a regular basis and presto!
by Smedley
Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:25 pm
Forum: You suck! I suck! Everything sucks!
Topic: beating bible-ers
Replies: 389
Views: 5383

God only hates the 90210 climbers at the Red...Says so in one of the lost books of the bible.
by Smedley
Wed Jul 06, 2005 4:26 pm
Forum: Training/Nutrition/Injuries
Topic: Long term Rest day
Replies: 2
Views: 2777

Gaar the one stealing shit out of other climbers cars at the Red...Check out his pad if you don't believe me (no joke). That's what he's really doing on his 'rest days.'
by Smedley
Wed Jul 06, 2005 4:24 pm
Forum: You suck! I suck! Everything sucks!
Topic: Wierd
Replies: 206
Views: 6062

Hey Wes, it's nice to see you're actually doing something about that gut of yours...Keep up the good work lard-bottom!
by Smedley
Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:46 pm
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: truck outfitting
Replies: 18
Views: 8458

I'd like to hear more from the women on this board who have converted their 'Taco?'
by Smedley
Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:39 pm
Forum: You suck! I suck! Everything sucks!
Topic: Singled out, and new rules...
Replies: 15
Views: 451

Not banned yet, but the powers that be (you know, the ones editing your posts when they can't stand how blatantly honest they are) have certainly come across as totalitarian.
by Smedley
Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:55 pm
Forum: You suck! I suck! Everything sucks!
Topic: Lowering from awol
Replies: 31
Views: 970

Wes is a fat 90210 climber who can't see his tiny penis under his large gut when he looks down at his shit-laden feet.
by Smedley
Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:48 pm
Forum: You suck! I suck! Everything sucks!
Topic: Lowering from awol
Replies: 31
Views: 970

I guess 'Step Four' could follow any of the OBVIOUS no-no's when it comes to good route etiquette. I'm sure you get my point fat-boy.